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To cut off a large amount of sensitive skin surrounding the penis. It is very painful when done without anaesthetic.
Invented by the jews.
"I had baby joe circumcised, but I wish I hadn't; he hasn't stopped crying for hours."
"IMA STOOPID JEW AND MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" - a Jewish man
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NO/and or OWWWW
no...no.....NO.....AAAAAAHHHHHHH. damn it man that shit fuckin HURTS like a MOTHER FUCKER.
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adj.
1. Uninteresting; boring or bereft of quality and value. Also: lacking in goodness or beauty.
2. Ultimately disappointing.
Quiznos closed before I could get my sandwich? That is so circumcised! or I'm of Baroque sensibility and I find Modernist Bauhaus aesthetic to be so circumcised.
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A large gathering of Jewish people.
"What's going on in the hotel lobby? A circumcision??"
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The Israeli flag should have a circumcision on it instead of the star of david and or pentagram.
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One time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a king. He did bad things. He was a crooked king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
Sir Cumsized once humiliated me in public at the local tavern.
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to remove the males foreskin because of excess foreskin.
jews laugh at uncircumcised men, moo hah hah I am superior. jews punish uncircumcised men by smacking them in the face with their own penis. alex it's time for your punishment or you will be sucking my cock instead so put your face up bitch "smack" "wack" alex: ow' uncircumcised cunts: "I'de like to be smacked in the face with your cock aswell" alex: " come on ryan and dave lets do it together!" uncircumcised cunts: YEAH!
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