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colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration

Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.

by Gary Neuman June 24, 2007


Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.

"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"

by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006


Colon Cough

A fart

I have a bad case of the colon coughs

by Kat the Ripper March 20, 2018


Backyard Colonic

Backyard Colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the anus at relative high velocity with a garden hose. This procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous anal sex session. The first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

Berkeley, California hence the origin of the name sake.

Mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local La Quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.

by @assonance December 11, 2013


Colon Powell

Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.

That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.

by DK sorta May 30, 2015


Shitwater Colonic

That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!

Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!

by X4ndur August 10, 2006

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Colonize The Sun

An unachievable task, something that is stupid.

"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"

by ShospleColupis January 29, 2017

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