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When a male is walking around (generally with one pant leg rolled up,) looking for a homosexual partner for anal intercourse.
Did you see those guys? Are they trying to be hip-hop, or are they patrolin' for colon?
a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration
Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.
Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.
"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"
Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.
That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.
That one shit that drops so hard and so fast (almost Matrix style) that before your asshole has a chance to close you get a nice splash of ShitWater back in your hole!
Damnit man, I just got a Shitwater Colonic!
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An unachievable task, something that is stupid.
"Dude he could probably colonize the sun with that pen cap"
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