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managing to get laid by or a 5-cap from a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in the same night.
You: Man, you were on fire last night, I saw you leave with the blonde AND the brunette.
Me: You missed the redhead that came by before we went out to make it a beer commercial.
A male prostitute who specifically only works truck stops.
After a long day on the road, I was pleased to run into my usual commercial buffalo outside of Salt Lake City.
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a quick trip to the toilet to use the facilities. take a quick bathroom break.
stems from the rushed toilet break one takes during commercials when watching TV.
- Man, I've had too much beer atm, I need a commercial break before next round.
- After Dave downed a supersized coke in one go, he desperately needed a commercial break.
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Getting rejected by the front of the rim while trying to dunk a basketball. Refers to the "Grant Hill drinks Sprite" Sprite commercial from the late 90s.
Did you see LeBron miss that dunk? He got Sprite Commercialed!
Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.
Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!
Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."
One who will call or return a call during the commercial break of a TV show or program that they are currently watching and or following.
C: um.. hello.. what are you doing?? you seem distracted..
E: oh.. nothing..but let me call u back in a few.. Bone's on now.. TTYL..
C: *irritated* YOU COMMERCIAL CALLER!! UGH!