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Complicated Wank

A reach around with added difficulty.

While juggling 9 cats and eating Doritos? That’s a complicated wank!

by Dudeknowsstuff July 30, 2021


It wasn't even that complicated

I... I know... I said that was the case... Didn't I? 'Doesn't take anything... Something-Something porn with your daughter... If I was a kickboxer... Yadda-Yadda easy 200 million dollars....' Yeah, see? There was something in there about it not being complicated... I definitely said something about thing being unnecessarily convoluted though... Something about there not being any challenge here... LIKE BATTLE BEAST! Am I Battle Beast!? Battle Beast is tight!

Hym "It wasn't even that complicated? I mean... Yeah... I said that... Did you not believe me when I said it? But yeah... Not very complicated how this whole thing works... Which is what makes this place so lame. There should be some demons to kill or something.... Or lizardmen... OR! OR.... I could BE a lizardman... Cause that would be dope too... Yeah... Not a lot going on here though... Aside from the video-games and anime obviously... I mean, seriously, I just undermined decades of A.I. research in like 30 seconds. Their whole thing just wasn't going anywhere until I chimed in and now... Like, look at it. A.I. is real. It's like a real thing. People use it and talk about it daily now. But that's why the prison for you. They don't like it when it's too easy. Which is why they're making it harder for me. It could be easier I guess. But everyone would need to stop being stupid and crazy pieces of shit.... and I don't see that happening any time soon."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2023


The Complicator

An adjective for human female genitalia because it tends to complicate particular situations.

"Yeah man, he got arrested after getting into a fight over some girl he just met at a bar."

"Well, it's not the first or the last time two guys are gonna fight over the complicator."

by inmefiend January 6, 2021


complicity coven

(noun) A secretive group where members are bound by the dark art of forced complicity and toxic dumping, reminiscent of a witch's coven through shared guilt, peer pressure.

After being dragged into Sarah's latest drama, Martha realized her friend group had turned into a real complicity coven, where every meeting felt like they were brewing secrets and casting spells of silence over their “toxic” confessions.

by saintsundere October 15, 2024


complicity coven

(noun) A secretive group where members are bound by a covert social contract of forced complicity and/or toxic dumping. Within this circle, individuals are entwined in each other's secrets, socially pressured to share or bear witness to personal burdens or misdeeds, and as well as guilt or emotional overload.

Luffy noted a complicity coven had formed in his larger friend group because the girls seemed happy and were spending all their time until they imploded and aired other’s dirty laundry over a misunderstanding.

by saintsundere October 23, 2024


Doctrine of Complicity

The idea that if you aren’t dedicating your life to fighting a problem, that you’re part of it and are therefore complicit in it

People who subscribe to the Doctrine of Complicity believe it’s a strong call to action, but critics say it’s a guilt trip designed to make you feel guilty

by I Like To Define Words October 11, 2023


Complicance

the complicated-ness of two things intertwining

" the complicance of these two people being together was driving people insane. "

by vines and veins June 7, 2023