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When someone says some shit straight up with no build up or easing you into it.
They said what they had to say “raw” (like fucking without a conform)
Mostly applies to something that is gonna be harsh, annoying, or a pain in the ass.
Sister: “mom died”
You: you’re just gonna tell me that no condom?
Sister: no condom?
You: look it up on urban dictionary
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The saver of all men from aids kids and comitment
Soz love im warin a condom so it aint serious
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The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.
Condoms helped us keep Johnny Jr. from being born...for a few years anyways....until they got expensive and w we have another mouth to feed.
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Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!
you'll get no love if you dont wear the glove!
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The most underused piece of material in the teenage world.
Beth: we should use a condom
Joe: no way those are so old school.
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Brandon: Dude you need to make sure you wrap it befor you tap it(condom)
Nate: Damn man your right, i forgot about that, thanks man
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A cum catcher not to be confused with a female orafice
Hey baby, I'm gonna put on a condom so as not to spill the spooge in ya.
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