consumed love

To destroy oneself and become the worst version of who you really are.

Unhealthy type love. It does not last.

- To be with someone that wants to change you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that controls you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that takes away your free will aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that mistreats you aka consumed love.
-To be with someone uncaring aka consumed love.
-To be with someone that abuses you aka consumed love.

Etc.

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Tertiary Consumers

Synonym for "Top of the food chain," Used only by nerdy people who insist on abusing esoteric language.

1st Abuser of Esoteric Language: Yeah, we're going to be senoirs at our highschool/college.

2nd Abuser: We will thus become tertiary consumers.

1st Abuser: LOLOL

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Consumed with Imports

crappy magazine that claims to be an arbiter of reliability but as a clear America hating agenda. Falsely known as consumer reports. Won't recommend awesome GM products even when they are better than import crap.

"Consumed with Imports would still recommend Lexus even if they were found blowing up on ignition. Screw those terrorist turds, I am buying a Caddy!"

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Consuming The Media

A term used in conversation when making the implication of the viewing of pornography/naughty material, as well as doing acts such as: jerking the gherkin, beating the bishop, seasoning the sausage, choking the chicken, and of course my personal favourite; "Giving the 8-year-old in my basement a short break".

Guy: "Hey did you consume that media last night?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah bro! I went downtown on that media"

Guy: "So how do you relax or deal with anxiety?"
Media Consumer: "I consume the media, obviously! Duh!"

Guy: "What were you doing over the weekend?"
Media Consumer: "Yeah mate, I was just consuming the media if I'm honest"

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The rot consumes

A way of saying nevermind.

''Bro my dog got hit by a tractor!''
''Well, the rot consumes.''

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Consuming Fuck

when you find a really freakin small person and a woman with a massive vigini hole and as they are having INTERCOURSE the small person gets stuck and consumed by the beastly vagina.

Woman: Yeah fuck me

Man: OMG were having a Consuming Fuck

Woman: Excelllent!!!!......Get inside of me......Really get inside of me

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Dog consumer

A dog consumer is a person who will accept anything they're offered. They are easy-going, adaptable people.
As opposed to cat consumer

A: Do you want white, red, prosecco?
B: I'm a dog consumer, just pick something and I'll have it!

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