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soon you will contain my seed

what you say to a female after you go up to her and rub her belly gently. This is a term in which you're telling her that you are going to fuck her and then cum inside her pussy. Often the female will freak out and scream like a bitch like when my dad saw my grades the other day.

Boy: Hey!
Girl: Sup...?
Boy: Soon you will contain my seed.
Girl: a.WHAT THE FUCK!!!

b. AAAHHHHH!!!

by The weird bird man August 28, 2010

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Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.)

“A frequently visited place.”

Have you been to Medusa’s full service lodging facility that is uniquely beautiful and stylish. (Is a self-contained commercial establishment.) yet? Hear that it's frequently visited.

by ShorterThanYuu September 30, 2020

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💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪contains🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬

A popular thing Hisoka say appart from: "oooOOOoooooooOooooooooooOOoooooooOOOooooooooOO GoooOoOooOooOoooooooOoooooOn"

Razor: *thinks*The ball is stuck?
Hisoka: bungee gum contains the properties of both rubber and gum, you see
Hxh fandom: 💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪contains🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬

by AnimeOfficial January 4, 2021

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💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪contains🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬😺you see😃🤧

💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪contains🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬😺you see😃🤧 Means 💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪contains🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬😺you see😃🤧

Person 1: hey!
Person 2: 💕😜bungee🍬gum🤩🤪contains🥵the💯📏properties🏫🍭of😻both✌rubber⭐and💧gum🍬😺you see😃🤧

by 𝑆ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑦✨ November 30, 2020

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Contained

Kept within limit until struggling.

Up ☝ through when I was 9, I was contained wearing my Boxer Briefs Underwear!

by Fendzs December 31, 2022


containe

e-mail attachment

You'll find the pic containe with e-mail.

by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009


containers

Please give me money so i can pay the rent.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.

"Hi, i want the job. Please take me. I can do anything and will be good, too."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."

by Krkič May 5, 2020