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Cops

You would think there is no such thing as a trustworthy cop if you listened too closely to what the media tells you. There are plenty of trustworthy people who become cops, they're not superhuman, but they're also not all the bad people you hear about via the media. People have enough sense to know who they can trust, whether it's someone with a badge or whether it's someone who never had one.

Cops are just people, no more, no less.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021


cop

1.A sexual pervert who uses the power of the badge to help obtain sexual gratification.

2.A sexual pervert. Period.

1.There was a prison guard from Bastrop who went to Austin and used his badge to get sexual favors from men. What doesn't surprise me about that is that the victims assumed the impersonator really was a faggot cop, as most of them are. No wonder they have that "blue wall of silence."

2.Margo Frasier. Period.

by TheBlisteringTruth January 3, 2005

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Cops

fuck em.
Known as police officers,
but really elaborate assholes in a uniform.

also known as Po Po's, the fuzz, the heat,

RUN BITCHES RUN, ITS THE COPS!

by GUndaSmit February 12, 2009

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cops

stupid whores that have nothing better to do then harrasing kids for skateboarding and giving them a fine for being out passed curfew

thanks to them damn cops i have a fucking $186 fine to pay all cops should burn in hell

by marshal mathers August 19, 2006

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Cop

To purchase or aquire.

I wanna cop some drugs.

by anarchypunk April 26, 2005

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copped

stole; took

I copped the Baby Phat shirt at the store.

by charisse March 27, 2003

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cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

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