Cops

fuck em.
Known as police officers,
but really elaborate assholes in a uniform.

also known as Po Po's, the fuzz, the heat,

RUN BITCHES RUN, ITS THE COPS!

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cops

stupid whores that have nothing better to do then harrasing kids for skateboarding and giving them a fine for being out passed curfew

thanks to them damn cops i have a fucking $186 fine to pay all cops should burn in hell

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Cop

To purchase or aquire.

I wanna cop some drugs.

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copped

stole; took

I copped the Baby Phat shirt at the store.

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cop

noun. a member of a highly elite force of americans trained to randomly select innocent drivers and pull them over for excessively stupid reasons, such as a loud muffler when sports cars are typically supossed to have loud mufflers, fuzzy dice because they don't own sexy car ornaments, and they're tired of picking their asshole so they pull you over to harrass you instead

dude, you'll never believe this
what?
a cop pulled me over for a loud muffler.
isn't your car a Z24 chevy?
yep. the dumbass didn't even realize this

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cop

A POlice. A fuzz. An ossifer of the law.

Hey, Jake, does your dad work for a living?

Nah, he's a cop.

Honest?

Nah, he's an Oakland cop.

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Cop

An officer of the law whose job is to be an asshole and get people in trouble. Most of them are young, ugly guys who were most likely idiots in school so they chose the first profession that came to mind.

A: Dude, I got a ticket for going 30 in a 25. That's so pointless.
B: That cop must have been a real doucher.

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