Couch

The act of being all that is vile, corrupt, vulgar, ugly, worthless, revolting, scuzzy, sickening, sleazy, sinful, filthy, horrid, nasty, nauseating. This is the worst kind of filth. Sometimes used as an insult, this describes the person sort of like you would describe a turd that has been soaking in cow urine along with 20,000 dead camel carcasses for 3 years, and is now infected with every disease known to man.

She is appalling. She is evil. She's filthy, foul, horrible, raunchy, miserable, nefarious.... no no..Brittney is a COUCH! *Gasp*

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couches

(location) Couches, a field with couches in it hidden from the road/removed from generally visibility. The perfect spot to smoke a bowl. Can also be a forested area, or anywhere outdoors. Usually transitory cause fuckers steal the couches or move them somewhere else.

Dude, where we going to smoke this shit?

The middle school again?

Fuck it, they have security cameras now. Let's go to couches.

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couch

Tami always joins the party when everyones gone.

Ive really hurried to get here to see you.
Quick chat on the couch?

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Couch

The ginger bear at the gaybar that lets anyone and their friends lay on him.

Ew look at that couch over there. He just let that whole group of people lay down and fu ck.

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Couch

A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,

Sometines when i poke 'em they say ouch, I like gurls wit fat couches.

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couched

Left out of things, as in not knowing a secret.

I was feeling so couched when everyone started talking about Melissa's surprise party. I mean, no one told me that she was having one.

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couch

Can refer to either a woman or a vagina. Also quality of woman is denoted by a corresponding quality of couch. A very sexy woman would be referred to as a Venetian Love Seat, whereas a very large woman would be referred to as a sectional.

"I'm sorry dude, I was drunk last night and ended up sleeping on your couch."
"Good luck on the couch shopping tonight at the party."
"Dude, why are you even looking, don't you have a damn fine couch back at home?"

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