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While having sex cowgirl style (woman on top) right before the man is about to bust, he pulls out with the girl still on top. The girl then begins to jerk his erect cock inbetween her legs, looking like its her own cock, pointing towards the man for him to finish on himself.
Jerry: What did Lex do about that facial you gave her last week?
Tim: she gave me a good ol’ cowgirl shootout lastnight.
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Put simply, A Modern Cowgirl loves country music, freedom and adventure. A Modern Cowgirl prides herself on confidence, strength and truthfulness.
I am a Modern Cowgirl
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an act performed on a male during intercourse, involving a knockout punch from the female 'riding' the male during the his orgasm. The result is a euphoric knock-out punch. It is the female version of the donkey punch.
As the male climaxes, he receives a knockout punch from his partner riding on top of him, completing the mad cowgirl.
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Juliette smokes marijuana every day. She is such a space cowgirl.
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A sex position loved by farmers because it reminds them of what they do at home. To do the reverse cowgirl the dude lays on his back while the misso sits on top of him and he pounds her pussy.
"do u wanna reverse cowgirl later tonight?"
"omg yes daddy i just creamed"
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The position of which is supposedly the correct usage of the common toilet in which the person sits on the toilet seat facing the water tank and uses the tank as a table so that the user can work while taking a crap, as instructed by the ghost of Sir John Harington. This prevents the user from falling ass-first into the toilet bowl which could lead to unwanted deaths and scams from evil law firms.
You're taking a Sir Harington the wrong way- you're supposed to reverse cowgirl!
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When a really fat chick rides her man with alot of Vaseline because she has a dry twat and he holds on to her love handles and pulls her up and down like he is holding the reins of a horse.
Guy number 1: Dude whats that really loud slamming noise?
Guy number 2: Oh, thats just Dave getting a ride from the Vaseline cowgirl.
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