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Someone, usually a woman, having a large behind.
I had to get clear out of the hallway to let that Crisco caboose by.
Used to describe that one greasy kid at school who plays video games all day. He may be smart, but he never showers and smells like a dead rat.
"Mr. Crisco smells so bad today. He hasn't showered in years".
"IKR, it smells like shit"
An American brand of shortening that is produced by B&G Foods. Introduced in June 1911 by Procter & Gamble,
Crisco is the best
When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...
We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.
Meeting someone for the first time and thinking so little of them that you leave without saying goodbye.
A: Oh do you know where Joe went? I wanted to say goodbye before I leave.
B: Oh I think he already left.
A: Ah yes, it's so like him to leave like Crisco.
When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat
Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.
A Crisco Slipper is when you sneak up on some while they're sleeping and put Crisco on their genitals.
I totally prank john last night I gave him a Crisco slipper and he didn't even wake up