As described by Jeremy Clarkson, Someone who isn't allowed 200 meters within an elementary school.
Jeremy Clarkson: The Toyota Urban Cruiser is the stupidest car name known to man!
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Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.
1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser.
2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!
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When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.
I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.
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The very common phenominon amongst posh, proffesional white women.
It's a really stunning woman who is always accompanied by her horrible, fat, ugly little friend.
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Any car that is old, raggedy or has been made ricey by using cheap add-ons such that can be found at Pep-boys or Murrays.
Typical ghetto cruisers display the use of multiple style hub caps, broken suspension/windows and typically have at least twice the value of the car into the stereo system....which is hacked together and sound like crap.
Ghetto cruisers tend to be driven by an invisible man. The driver sits to the side against the B pillar. Yeah, cuz thats comfortable. You dumb ass.
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only the BEST car in the world!! comes in many colors including:
maroon (the best color), yellow, blue, green, pink, and more.
Looks similar to Hummers but are made by Toyota.
what many sailors plan to do is buy an FJ boat
(which is similar to 420s and smaller then Rhodes 19)
to trailer from their FJ car.
Person 1: Woah! Dude! Where'd u get that awesome car?
Person 2: Its an FJ cruiser...
Person 1: Oh thats why it looks so cool!
Person 2: Uh huh!
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The first film by the Broken Lizard comedy group.
Puddle Cruiser is a pretty good movie.
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