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British version of ass twinkies
he is such an arse crumpet
When your junk is hanging out of your pants; when a man's genitalia is exposed
"I watched TV with Johnny for 20 minutes before I realized he was hanging crumpet. Disgusting."
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Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.
Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.
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It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.
Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?
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Last night Rachel was freaky and she climbed on top and dropped a steamy crumpet on my chest.
I had to run out of the meeting today to go drop a steamy crumpet.
This bathroom smells like a steamy crumpet. Who was it?
An attractive French girl/woman.
From 'Atonement' by Ian McEwan.
The wine was taking hold of Corporal Nettle. He began a rambling eulogy of what he called "Frog crumpet" how plentiful, how available, how delicious. It was all fantasy. The brothers looked at Robbie.
©Ian McEwan
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A toastable anally administered hot snack
"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"
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