What's the official name of this decade?

"What's the official name of this decade?" was a serious business that occurred toward the end of the first decade of the year 2000, caused by people's indecisiveness with coming up with the "official" not so lame, catchy label before end of the year 2009.

Several contenders that arose:

The New Millennium
The Bush Years (accompanied by facepalm micro)
The Naughties
The Naughts
The Oughts
The Singles
The Zeros
The Ohs

What's the official name of this decade? Besides "The Naughties"?

I bet my wallet that the people reading this in a few years will be calling this decade The Twenty Hundreds. Just sayin'.

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Irish Decade

However long it takes to drink 11 bottles of whiskey in consecutive days of drinking past the point of moderation

Irishman "I haven't seen you in a decade! "

Non Irishman "You saw me 84 days ago. Is that an Irish Decade?"

Irishman" Whadya like!"

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see you next decade

What noisy, annoying little shits say before winter break in 2019 to piss you off before leaving and going to set Californian forests on fire.

“See you next decade!”
“Get cancer, Stuart”

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the perils of rock n roll decadence

getting f*cked over by drugs, sex, alcohol, STDs, any form of excess

like the 60's 70's n 80's and crap

Hendrix got fucked over by the perils of rock n roll decadence

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national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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Destroy Dick December Decade

What Agent Smith calls a “killing spree”

GUYS! DON’T POUR BLACK FLEX SEAL ON YOURSELF! YOU’LL CAUSE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER DECADE!

Last week of school of the decade

Let’s make it the Best week ever! Also we all have to Stand on a table and Scream “It’s the last week!!!!”

Isn’t it the last week of school of the decade? (Stands in table and screams It’s the last week!!!)