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Ladies this is your month! December is eat pussy month. You already know you want it, but now you got a whole as month dedicated to it. So let yo mans (or girl) know that Santa isn’t the only one who’s supposed to be eating cookies this month
“Omg it’s December, imma go home and eat out my girl”
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This is for anyone that passes No Nut November.
Fred: Hey, I passed No Nut November. You know what that means?
John: Nope.
Fred: It means I can participate in Destroy Your Dick December.
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A repeat of October slap anyone's ass
Yo slap there ass it's December slap ass month
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Since people are worn out from slap ass month and grab ass month, it is now dick twist month. So watch out boys, you’re about to get a purple peen.
*twists dick* “OW what was that for?! Oh wait it’s December.”
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It’s NO cuddling December. All of December you are not aloud to cuddle with ANYONE.
Bf: hey babe do you want to cuddle?
Gf: we can’t cuddle it December
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Girl:I can’t twerk all mouth
Boy:girl we had to do nnn all last month
Girl:leave me alone
Girl:No twerk December sucks
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