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“Decorating the tree”is a term that refers to having sex with your significant other. More specifically decorating your partners face with a white substance
Similar terms such as “deck the halls”
Me: “Hey bro, I’m gonna go decorate the tree tonight! Shes going to look like a glazed donut when I’m done with her!”
Friend: Don’t forget to deck the halls as well!”
Me:”me and my girlfriend were decorating the tree last night”
Friend “I’m guess the tree wasn’t the only thing you were decorating, huh?”
It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.
Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?
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When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.
Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?
Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca
Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?
Guy 2: nah man…..
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The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).
A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.
See snausage for proper example.
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refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.
What is your job?
I am an interior decorator
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When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.
The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.
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Genital warts, also known as "Dick Decoration"
After spending the night with Eric, Clark had lots of Dick Decor.
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