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Decorative muscle is when a person (almost always a male) looks large and very strong physically, but in actuality is far weaker than they appear. This usually stems from one of the following ordeals:
1.) Using repetition in weight lifting which causes one's muscle mass to increase, while only gaining minimal boosts in strength.
2.) Skin complexion (muscle highlights much better on people with darker skin tones).
3.) A higher amount of fast-twitch muscle fibers which are great for short, explosive bursts of power rather than endurance and longevity.
4.) Focusing more on gaining mass rather than actually becoming stronger.
John was huge and very imposing at 6'2" and 225 lbs, but you should have seen the shock on his face when 5'9", 170 lb Daniel not only beat him at arm wrestling, but benched and squatted more than him aswell. It turns out than John had a bad case of decorative muscle.
It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.
Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?
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When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.
Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?
Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca
Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?
Guy 2: nah man…..
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The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).
A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.
See snausage for proper example.
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refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.
What is your job?
I am an interior decorator
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When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.
The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.
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Genital warts, also known as "Dick Decoration"
After spending the night with Eric, Clark had lots of Dick Decor.
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