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A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
A straight male or female who comes across as camp/butch respectively to the point of giving the impression of being gay.
Mark's new friend is such a decoy! I was this close to hitting on him when he mentioned he had a girlfriend.
An Act of Vengeance: To leave a pile of one's own or anothers feces in the middle of a room conspicuously. Upon entrance, the room's owner cleans the said pile. Weeks later, after cleaning and re-cleaning the original spot the owner finds the second pile, inconspicuously placed elsewhere in the room.
The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.
Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
After Saturday's Golf proz and Tennis Hoez party at Sigma Chi, Brendan and I pulled the decoy in those f*cker's chapter room.
A type of revenge kill in a multiplayer video game where one is killed by another, but said person who was killed respawns right next to their killer, who then proceeds to kill them.
The name comes from a tool on Roblox, which has the same name, which allows the player with the tool equipped to spawn a duplicate of their avatar to trick enemies into killing the duplicate instead of you.
Person A kills Person B in an online game, then Person A says:
"ez"
Person B, luckily, spawns next to Person A completely at random and kills him, Person B then says:
"Decoy deploy."
A sports team that is highly overrated and very easy to defeat.
It's no big deal they can win. After all, the opponent is just a decoy team.