Deez Nuts

a sarcastic but funny expression used to annoy someone

''hey what can I eat for dinner tonight'
"you can eat deez nuts"

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deez nuts

Naked Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to see my new undies?
Girlfriend: SURE!!!
Naked Boyfriend: Then how bout you suck UN Deez Nutz biatch

how bout deez nuts in your moms mouth

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deez nuts

Greg- Do you like tapes or cds
Adam Noel- Cd's
Greg- See deez nuts
Adam Noel- Who's deez?

If you are talking to a complete dumbass that is what they would say.

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deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

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deez nuts

a way to make your punk ass feel like a chump

hey, did those guys call you?
Who?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ NUUUUUTZ

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Deez nuts

ha got em!

Guy: "Something in the mail today."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy: "Deez nuts!"

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Deez Nuts

A meme originating from a guy saying “Deez Nuts GOTTEM”

Person 1: Deez nuts gottem

Person 2: that’s not funny anymore *dies of cringe*