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When a man penetrates a woman so deeply he gets lost in the vagina. Finding your way out would be coming "From the depths"
Man one:"Dude I just came from the depths"
Man two: "Sweet dude"
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a three chamber bong created by myself. it comprises of three home made bongs strung together and placed inside one-another .
Dude that Depth Charge got my so high. I can believe you built that shit
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When you smoke a bowl, hold in the smoke, take a shot of tequila, shotgun a beer, then exhale.
I did a depth charge last night. It messed me up so badly.
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While someone is wearing a free diving mask, the act of gently inserting the snorkel in to your asshole and shitting down the tube.
I had my mask on and was putting on my swimfins when suddenly the skipper gave me a polish depth charge. I nearly choked to death.
While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.
"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.
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Someone you're going to molest if your submarine is ever on its way to crush depth. If the submarine ever sinks unrecoverable, then the crush depth buddy will be the person you find so you can sexually assault them before you die in a pressure wave incited by the implosion of the submarine. It usually is the youngest looking, cutest sailor with the nicest butt.
"Captain, we're going down!!!" "Okay boys, you know what that means...find your crush depth buddy. Now who's at the top of my list..."
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Flatulence occurring underneath covers such that it affects all others underneath those same covers, either by smell or vibration through the mattress.
Just before I got into bed last night, Ken let out two depth charges. I had to use the covers to separate the airspace between us because the smell was so bad.
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