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December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!
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ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*
This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.
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A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy
John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped
When youre screwing off instead of staying on task, similar to playing hookie
Roberts slapping dick at the quarry instead of running his miles for the day
Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch
Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick