December is the month where you apply your hands in a slapping action to any penis (male or female) you may encounter.
Terry: “do you have a dick”
Todd: “yeah?”
Terry: *slaps Todd’s dick*
Todd: “Why’d you do that?”
Terry: “It’s slap dick December”
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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
omg who dropped their hotdog?
what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit
boy watch your mouth before i frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac out of you!!
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ur mocking me phillipus arnt u *slaps dick*
This is a meme ur mockin me arnt you *slaps dick* yass dud.
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Woke up on bone open hand dick slap
Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!
the act of slaping someone in the ass with yor dick
girl: dick-slap my ass a few times
boy: i am peasured
girl: un unn ughnnn ehn
boy: dish ish greatish
When you ejaculate and slap a girl with cum on your dick
AYO I JUST DICK SLAPPED YOUR MOM