The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.
"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."
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it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling
peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve
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a fag that enjoys rubbing cocks... hence being a similar to a DJ spinning vinyls.
use to describe someone... even if they are normal. good fun.
This club is full of them dick head jockeys....
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Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying
That kid over there is a pig ass dick head
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A male homosexual variant of the famed Bill Maher Head Slam. A male takes an anal suppository of muscle relaxers to help, loosen up his anal sphincter, his partner dons a nasal respirator and shoves his lubricated head into the anal canal and rectum. Once inside, the man nuzzles and orally stimulates his partner's prostate. Allegedly invented by comedian/drama queen Andy Dick, after hearing of the Bill Maher Head Slam from a male child prostitute.
The Pope doesn't consider the Andy Dick Head Slam, an impure act, because no vagina is involved. But, he added that the Bill Maher Head Slam is totally immoral.
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Usually a term used for assholes and/or fuckboys
Girl 1: hey what's wrong?
Girl 2: nothing, just went through a tuff break up.
Girl 1: Aw, what did that futhermucker shit face dick headed leach do?
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