did you assume my gender

When some assumes your gender identity as a boy or girl when you're actually a demigender polysexual foxkin agender, so you be like "Did you assume my gender?"

"DID YOU ASSUME MY GENDER? IM NOT A BOY NOR GIRL, IM A DEMIGENDER POLYSEXUAL FOXKIN AGENDER

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Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.

A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

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What did you eat today?

An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.

It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?

It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.

In the summer of 2004:

Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o

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how the fuck did you find this

how did you find this

how the fuck did you find this
idk
shuttop bro
hahaha

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did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.

Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.

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did you get the french toast?

When everyone all of a sudden gets silent, you ask the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" to break the silence. This usually starts a 20-30 min. conversation confusing the hell out of people.

All of a sudden, everyone outside at the camp fire got super quiet; I then asked the question, "Did you get the French Toast?" This broke the silence for sure.

What part of did you not understand?

Used to emphasize that one is failing to accede one's demand (connotation that they cannot understand what was said).

"I joined his clan. Don't ask."

'DON'T ASK'
"Hey, what-" \/
"WHAT PART OF DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?"