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The only network more evil than mtv. Nuff said
Yesterday I got so bored, I watched the disney channel for about half an hour; it gave me terminal brain cancer.
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The gayest TV channel ever. No one should watch it.
Guess what? I watch MTV. You should try it too!
My input on some of the shows:
The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody: Dylan and Cole Sprouse are the gayest boys ever. And their show is dumb. It is not funny. It is sad and retarted.
Hannah Montana: HOLY CRAP! I HATE IT! I ALSO HATE MILEY CYRUS!
That's So Raven: Sad....very...sad. Gay...very...GAY!
I am sure that there are more, I just didn't feel like continuing the list. Well, now you know why Disney Channel is gay.
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A Children's Program Network That Features It's Main Characters For That Network... Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto! They Also Have A Movie Animation Called "Disney Pixars"
What Turns A 13 Year Old Girl On?
Disney Channel!
Disney Channel is a 24-hour general entertainment television network in the United States that taps into the world of children through original series and movies, plus contemporary acquired programming. It is marketed to mostly young children. Currently available on basic cable and satellite, Disney Channel is part of Disney-ABC Cable Networks Group, a division of The Walt Disney Company. The network is based in Burbank, California, a short distance from Disney's headquarters. Disney Channel is slated to begin broadcasting in High-definition starting in early 2008.
Girl 1: "Do you like Disney Channel??"
Girl 2: "Yes the shows r great & positive."
Girl 1: "Kewl, me too"
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A channel that begins the acting careers of teens trying to make it in the business. Some might think it is "gay" but it is a good channel for upcoming stars.
It helps keep them grounded, and I believe that it is a good place to begin a career. The shows are unrealistic - but what's your point? If you want reality - stop wasting your time watching TV. Television is supposed to give a sense of escapism to the viewers, to somewhat take us into the life that is not real.
For example:
HANNAH MONTANA - Of course if you just put on a wig people will still know it's you, but this is for the purpose of entertainment people.
THAT'S SO RAVEN - She can't really see into the future, but who cares she's foolish and makes me giggle.
THE SUITE LIFE - Awesome show! That is so bias but I don't care. It is funny and has some very very nice eye-candy.
PHINEAS AND FERB - The stuff they do is not actually possible, but get over it!
Etc, etc
Person 1: Do you watch Disney Channel?
Person 2: Yeah sometimes
Person 1: Those shows are unrealistic
Person 2: Get over it. I like it and you don't have to.
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Named after the line in the infamous Jake Paul song, "It's Everyday Bro". A song artist taps into this when they produce low quality music and trying too hard to pander to youngers.
That bratty pop singer really has that Disney Channel Flow.
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When multiple people break out into choreographed song and dance. Usually takes place within regular daily activities, and can include (but is not limited to) such atrocities as:
*Jazz Hands
*The word "Yeah!" said in a refreshing tone of voice
*Two rival OR in love characters circling eachother face to face
*Highlights
*Simple lyrics and mediocre dancing
Usually Disney Channel Moments are limited to shows such as Hannah Montana, however they do oftenly transition into big-name movies, and crappy strait to DVD TV movies.
I just watched Highschool Musical 6, and I was smothered by a billion wonderful Disney Channel Moments. The movie still sucked, though.
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