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It seems most people get overly creative in attempting to imagine what could be meant by a sexual act entitled the "donkey punch". It's incredibly simple, while using judicious amounts of lubrication a balled fist is forced into the anus. This resembles punching the ass of the recipient although saying ass punch is more literal and less comical than the synonym donkey punch.
She told us about this freak who wanted her to fist his ass. We were horrified to hear that she donkey punched him to the elbow.
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punch a woman in the head during anal. its just a damn joke.why so serious !?
my wife loves being donkey punched.
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To take a huge hit when smoking weed.
Johny took a donkey punch and was high for hours.
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When two participants are engaged in sexual activity in the position of canines, the male participant thrusts into the female participant and she kicks her leg back into the male participant's testicles. This results in the male participant crying out noises similar to a donkey (EEE-AWW!).
Amber: I totally donkey punched Gerard last night!
Phoebe: Good. He's such an ass! (get it?)
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Administering a sharp blow to the back of a woman's head during anal intercourse just before you bust your nut.
So dude, I was banking my mom's ass last night and I donkey punched her too hard and she died. It was awesome.
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Is your guy or chick loose? Are they looser than a wizard's sleeve? Here's the solution: THE LEGENDARY DONKEY PUNCH!
First, get your partner from behind... doggy style! While she or he is completely unaware and in the moment, punch them as hard as you can in the back of the head. "The Donkey Punch". He or she should pass out. Within the next few seconds, that loose wizard sleeve will magically transform into a tight turtleneck!
P.S: Repeat blows to the back of the head as needed!
"So what did you do last night, Jimmy."
"I finally fucked Lauren last night!"
"I heard being in her vagina was like throwing a hotdog down the hallway."
"That's true, but I took care of that... DONKEY PUNCH STYLE!"
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when you fuck a girl's vagina in doggy style and suddenly stick it in her pooper.
Dude, i totally donkey punched my girlfriend last night.
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