used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
the act of being awesome while being douchey this can occur while using words such as indeed, ergo and hence
hannah uses the word indeed all the time and this makes her awesomely douchey
(n)one who is a 'douche' and a 'shit' combined; an 'asshole'; a heartless person; a shit particle caught in a douche.
#1: i feel like a douchey shit for treating you like that.
or
#2: How could you cheat on me you DOUCHEY SHIT!
A rare trait in a tall white male trial advocate
"You can stand there and make up arguments off the top of your head and look non-douchey. Do you know how rare that is?"
John Hollenbeck in ANYWAYS , SHAPE , FORM, OR FASHION
yeah he exists
MMMMMM God i look so sexy today!!!!
man, i love these fossil sunglasses
"Dude herbert, why are you being such a douchey johnfeed today?"