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Doug: past tense to totally dig something or to of lusted after it in a wolfish manner.
Cool chick: Wow I totally doug that sexy ass hat you wore last week where can I get one.
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A person who plays more than the healthy amount of time on video games. Usually bitches about people calling him names and is louder than a damn howler monkey. His claim to fame is his Jew curls. His ancestry dates back to 1940's Germany and wakes up extra early to get his favorite treat, the Jew bagel. Most Importantly, he barks out his communist political ideology with no evidence to back it up. All in all, even though he can be annoying, people put up with his shit because it wouldn't be the same without him.
Known aliases:
-choder
-nasal nick
-Damian
-Jew bagel
-Jew boy
-dergland
-dickland
Hey dude, I was playing GTA last night and this dude killed me. Then when I tried, he hid in his apartment and went on battlefield 4.
-that's gay, he's such a doug
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Lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity; a person who is not very bright. Usually used as a nicer way of calling someone stupid (i.e. someone you like and you're mostly kidding around).
You doug! Why did you change the channel when the Leafs are on!
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Was a TV show on Nickelodeon back in the good ol 90's. It was about the life of a big nosed jew named Doug. Doug was often a dumbass, as he often failed in his stupid quests and his mission to spread his mayonnaise on his love interest and renowned cock tease, Patti Mayonnaise. He was bullied by a psychobilly green fuck named Roger. He always got to fuck Patti, unlike Doug. So Doug befriended a blue, dick-nose honky named Skeeter, who shot skeet out his dick nose. Skeet boy was Doug's temporary sexual release until Patti became possible to fuck. He had a lesbian, beatnik sister named Judy, whom has an obsession with the art of abstract pornography. The world in "Doug" has many races of humans, more so than reality. Green people, Blue people, Purple people, Yellow People, Tan, Brown, Cyan people and White People.
Doug cried as he watched his best friend Skeeter skeet his mayonnaise all over his crush, Patti Mayonaisse
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That boy in our Spanish class that you're falling in love with. The one with the deep sea blue eyes and the soft colored, cotton t-shirts. You just want to hug him and talk to him forever. He's shy but can hold a conversation. He is always calm and collected and every time you see him, you get the butterflies. He's smart and kind. He's in Robotics and is humble about all his achievements. He's unlike any guy you've met
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A gay guy who sleeps with all his friends. he doesnt like to go outside. He looks like a bear. he is very pale and creepy. he can get arrested for doing bad things. he doesnt have many friends. in short, a loser
Girl #1: OMg do u see how skinny his jeans are
Girl #2: Hes such a Doug
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to Doug;
to take something from someone body else that they have paid for and have it for yourself, most specifically used in reference to food but could be for any item.
Mickey: Fancy going for a milkshake?
Pauline: I will if you don't mind me dougging one off you.
Royston: I didn't have any money last night so I dougged a drink of Charles, if you fancy coming out tonight I've just been paid though so I can doug you one or two.
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