Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.

Drunky Drunk

Drunky Drunk - (adj) one who possesses a well conditioned liver. not necessarily an alcoholic.

That girl is a drunky drunk. I see her drinking those vodka cranberries every weekend.