fact

This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"

Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force

Me: wow that is such an ellen fact

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facts

i love you more than you love me

Milo: i love you more!!
Brandon: nooooooo
Milo: yessssssss
Brandon: you can't prove it!
Milo: you don't have to prove something if it's already facts.

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Fact

Anything you find in the urban dictionary.

Guy 1: "All penguins are people."
Guy 2: "Where the fuck did you here that?"
Guy 1: "The urban dictionary. "
Guy 2: "Okay, that makes it a fact!"

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Fact

Kameron is always right, do not argue with him. When he says a fact it is one hundred perrcent correct

That BMW IS SEXY that is a FACT

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Fact

Something that is true or real.

Kaepernick sucks as a quarterback! This is a fact.

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Fact

When something is 100% fictional regarding religious views of the universe and it's scientific laws.

Fact - If the earth was 10ft closer to the sun we would all burn up and if it was 10ft further we would freeze to death.. God is amazing!

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rhetorical fact

A piece of information, usually not true, that a person cites in order to win an argument.

I don't really know if 1.2% of marriages end in murder, it was just a rhetorical fact to shut bob up.