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When you are at a fast food restaurant and you grab a large amount of napkins, hot sauce, sporks, forks, toothpicks or anything else so you can replenish the stockpile horde you keep in your desk / dorm room / car / office.
Oh man, taco bell put the hot sauce behind the counter so I now have to be extra crafty to replenish my Fast Food Stockpile of hot sauce. Who only uses ½ a packet per taco? WTF!?!?!!
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When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret
It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.
The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.
Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.
*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.
Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.
Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.
Women that target men that work in the fast food world for their free food benefits.
Them Fast food mommies be macin for them big macs.
McDonalds- Crappy burgers, good shakes, and amazing fries.
Burger King- Amazing burgers, good shakes, crappy fries.
Wendy’s- Crappy Burgers, Crappy Shakes, Crappy fries
What’s your favorite fast food restaurant
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stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee
we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.
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