ass fax

Photocopying a picture of your bare, naked butt and sending the picture via fax to someone who deserves it or is getting on your case. A good retaliation strategy for fax spam, or spax.

"Yo, I sent an ass fax to that travel agent that keeps killing trees with his crappy spax."

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fax no printer

Basically saying that its all truth no bs

Bro he's is hot fax no printer

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Fax Machine

Something you get after removing the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.

Man: After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, what’ve you got? A fax machine.

cat fax

A sexual history report or list. Like a car fax, the person requesting wants to know who's been in it, how many miles, the amount of front damage and all rear end collisions.

Phrase made popular by radio host Tommy Sotomayor.

"Black women, you've let too many niggas get inside ya pussy. Show me the cat fax!"

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Sending A Fax

Another way of saying your taking a dump.

Analogy--the flush handle is the "start" button.

"Bob, where you going?"
"Im sending a fax."

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shit faxed

a state of intoxiacation, where both verbal and mechanical skills are impaired but not limited to speech, typing and spelling.

rob: hey come down to the bar.
tony: cant make it bro i've been brewing all day and now i'm too shit faxed to be driving...

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brown fax

to defecate. to take a shit.

dude, i gotta let you go, i gotta send a brown fax.

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