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Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.
I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.
When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.
Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.
When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.
"Whoa, is it raining out there?"
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.
You better not eat too many Cinnabons, or you’ll end up on the toilet with a brown firehose.
A sexual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own penis and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray.
Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.
when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her
i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed
Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.
A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.