flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

Flabby-flabs

The flabs of skin at your finger joints

You jabbed right into my flabby-flabs

pocket flab

On a morbidly obese individual, large flaps of skin hanging down below the waist, forming pockets of flab under the sweatpants, about where the pockets would be on real pants.

Usually observed on American rednecks carrying large misspelled signs protesting against the government.

Dude, did you see the pocket flab on that teabagger?

fat flabs

The flabs on the stomach or legs of a fat chick.

Justin: hey zack did you do you girlfriend last night.
Zack: no i couldn't find her vagina so i just grabbed two fat flabs and went at it.

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titty flabs

when girls wear a low cut shirt and you can see a little boob hanging out of the shirt.

He was staring at her titty flabs.

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Flabs of Steel

my stomach has flabs i.e the opposite of abs

friend - I've got abs of steel!

other friend- Oh...I gotta get me some "abs of steel"... I've got "flabs of steel" ...

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Flab

A subsittute word for the curse words "fuck" and "damn". Adding an "-bit" to the end, usually subsitutes the words "damnit" or "fuckit", adding a "-bing" subsitutes the word "fucking".

"God flabbit! I forgot my math book!"
"FLAB! That guy is flabbing hot!"

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