When a female uses a frozen turd for masturbation.
Dude, scoop that turd out of the toilet and put it in the freezer so my sister can use it for her next flogging session!
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Flog
A flying frog that wears a cape and that flys when you throw it off a building
Man did u see that flog, it went so highhh
This definition was made by manaia not me. I stole it.
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A specialist group that gets together once per week to discuss the finer points of various subjects. Some people believe it stands for For The Love of Gin, or Fetish Lifestyles Open Group, however no one really knows. Ex members include Lhani.
Look, everyones gone, shall we FLOG?
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To give a customer of a technical support service that you, a technician at the service, are speaking to a suggestion that forces them to discontinue the call and lowers your call time or allows you to leave work, go to lunch, go on break, or talk to friends nearby. (i.e. Format and reinstall, call OEM, do a virus scan and call back, do windows updates, etc.)
"I need to flog this customer so I can go home!"
"I flogged that customer hard!"
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A person with eyes that seem to protrude OUT of the face (HUGE eyeballs) like those of a fly or a frog.. or a combination of both..
HENCE, flog!
Thing 1: OH MAN!!! Look at the peepers on that kid!!! Looks like his eyes are gonna pop out!
Thing 2: Yeah, ugh that's a gross looking flog.. I could just swat it.
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Means your a fucking poof cunt and that no one likes you
Someone kills you in fort nite โoh your a fucking flog cunt
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short for "foto-log" or "fotolog". if a blog it's a place when you express yourself through words, a flog it's a place where you express yourself through images (with a caption). one of its features it's that people can sign you below the aforementioned caption, turning the flogs in a sort of instant forum. very popular in south america, oftenly used by so-called goths, cam whores, and other minorities. some floggers use their flog as a shrine to their ego.
the most obvious purpose of the flogs is to put up photos, but the majority of people who use flogs (which it's different from floggers) don't even own a digital camera or a scanner. the major source of the images uploaded it's google+paintbrush or print screen+paintbrush
1. shit, i bite my tongue. i'm gonna take a picture of it and upload it to my flog it later.
2. funny. the movie i'm downloading got stuck at 666666. i'll take a snapshot and upload it.
3. i'm googling for ****** pics, so i can make a collage with them and upload it.
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