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The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.
"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."
possibly the best movie ever. I personally loved it. It was big in the 80s. The Brat Pack stars in it. Really good.
::kisses neck::
What'd you do that for?
Because I knew you wouldn't.
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A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.
Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!
Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!
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The morning after a sleepover or party when you and your friends have a really deep conversation and the next morning is so awkward because the only thing you can say is "So, do you want pancakes for breakfast or something?"
*LATE NIGHT
Kelly: I honestly wonder sometimes whether or not ill ever find somebody...
Marie: Everybody loves you, just embrace life and you will be sure to find your way
*MORNING
Marie: So... um... i have poptarts
Kelly: Well this is an Awkward Breakfast
The morning after a party where everyone was shitshowed the evening before... you and your friends drag yourselves off various floors, couches, and beds, and after you all have those "I shouldn't have smoked that because now I'm drunk again" cigarettes, you all head to that little restaurant that's only a blessed five minutes away. Really, none of you are capable of traveling any farther than that anyways. While most of you sit with your heads in your hands, one of you is too hungover to eat, another thinks it's a good idea to eat a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes at 10:30 in the morning, and the waitress (the same one you see EVERY Sunday) has realized by this point that she might as well just leave pitchers of water on the table rather than having to keep coming back to perform refills for your incoherent asses (clearly, she has seen your group for the last 100+ Sundays!). Inevitably, the conversation at the table doesn't really make much sense but is completely hilarious, and after you've left and it's much later in the day, the whole ordeal seems like it happened yesterday, rather than just this morning.
Dude! That hungover breakfast of a cheeseburger and mashed potatoes totally put me back in the game!
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invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again
We'll just have time for second breakfast before it's time to start cooking lunch.
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A term used to define girls who are very flaky (like breakfast cereal); A group of girls who always make plans but never follow through.
"Bro these girls are breakfast hoes"
"Why?"
"Cause they're all flaky af!"
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