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is now. quit wasting it. i mean come on! your looking up the definition for life. so lame. go do something!
"see i just wasted like 3 seconds of your life. haha so lame"
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1.When God took a shit and forgot to flush it.
2. Life can also be described by a series of words: respect, love, money, weed (JK), fun, sadness, disappointments, success, death, forgotten.
Go Flush yourself!
Speaker 1: "Man I need to stop complaining about life and just go out there and make the best out of it".
Speaker 2: "That's the smartest thing you've said in your whole life. Now get off that computer and go out there and be somebody".
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
Now that's what life should be!!
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To reject your 1st life and substitute a new one.
guy1: Dude where's Jeff
guy2: He's playing that online game!
guy1: GOOD LORD!, he's played it for two weeks now,an he has no life!
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The brief period where the drop is falling from the sky downwards toward the ocean it came from.
Life is--- at the moment of death, you are not one-- you are all.
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unfair, injustice, often own by people who are rich and good-looking.
rhapsody: dam i have no life..
fren: cos ur not rich and good-looking.
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an endless downward spiral of false hopes that are there only to be crushed and ur left empty inside longing for a purpose
completely pointless
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