steal her fucking eggs

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape

John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

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Fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

Masturbating, male masturbating. Manuela is the hand and her sisters are the fingers.

Hey man why were you taking so long in the shower?
I was fucking Manuela and her 5 sisters

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Tongue Fart Her Fuck Box

When your tongue punch her fart box so hard that when you speak the words come out wrong. You come out after getting snatch juice all over your face and go fucking hell I proper Tongue Fart her Fuck Box

Mate you never guess what I did the other day?

What bro?

I got down on her and pressed my tongue right between her back piece.

Oh shit really?

Yeah man got right down and tongue fart her fuck box and gave her a right good seeing to after...

That sounds fucking sweet bro!

Yeah man fucked her senseless

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Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel

eating a girl out

Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.

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get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker

The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value

"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."

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Fuck her right in the pussy

"Fuck her right in the pussy" is phenomen that has been occured in the intire United States of America. It started from a man from Kentucky who is named Fred. He is retired and he can does whatever he wants.

Reporter:"Here we are with Fred who has seen the intire scene. Please tell us more about what happened, Fred!"
Fred:"Sure Ken, I was staying on my front porch, grab the bear and Fuck her right in the pussy!!!"

fucks with her the short way

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!

"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"