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GALLOP SURVEY

The term used by fucktards when referring to a Gallup Poll.

(Board room PowerPoint screen 10'x10')
Each slide entitled Gallop Survey presented by someone quite higher in rank than yourself so you sall not point out the error.

(Presenter) "Today we will discuss the Gallop Survey"....
One co-worker to another) Since when do we get results from horses moving at an accelerated pace?!?! I thought we were going to talk about Gallup Polls.

by ThaDuke April 1, 2010


galloping trotters

The sound a set of heavy tits make when a fat girl runs bra less down the dirt road!!!!

Shut your "galloping trotters"!!!

by HawleyRae March 3, 2023


gallopping

when you are taking a shit there is a distinct sound when the log hits the water and sounds like "gallopp" so when you're shitting, you are gallopping. taking a shit.

gallopp galloppingshitting

by Robbie Vacotti February 9, 2011


Harry gallop

A 5”6 stud that only takes huge shits and was born with hair on his chest,he gave his marjes pum carpet burn

Tracey-did you see Harry gallop at the gym earlier

Brie-yeh I’d let him fandangle
Me

by Active_fappa April 19, 2023


gallop the maggot

Yet another term for male masturbation

Wheres rich tonight?
Hes on his laptop, going to gallop the maggot.

by Captain snort August 23, 2019


Galloping

Sex with a man while dressed as a horse

Those 2 guys love galloping

by 12havingfun12 November 5, 2022


Galloping Crump

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"

by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016