euphemism for gay sex; see also: hop on among us
Bro, wanna hop on genshin ;
sure bro! :
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A game where people cry and lose their 50/50 to their fictional characters and sell their house to play that game while being a whale also a game where people fear grass in game and in real life
A very common cause for homelessness and crippling debt. Many people that have been experiencing this will also never be seen outside.
Normal Person: “Why are you asking for more money? This is the third time this week!”
Genshin Player: “Sorry, but Nahida’s banner is in like three days and I can’t miss out on her..”
Normal Person: “What is wrong with you?!”
Genshin Player: I play Genshin Impact”
"A game made for the filthy, hentai watchers who want to spend some cash or just burn their entire wallet over some anime girl drawings and and a 3D version of them. This game has shown to have a definitely not toxic community that definitely does not complain over wrong skin colors on a drawing on Twitter, and definitely not a community that only speaks in their own lingo.
According to multiple resources and facts from the internet community from social media websites like Twitter, this game introduces Gambling addiction, which has a side effect of burning away your wallet, and also the effect of losing all you've done in your life to look the best and be the best in everything you've done, over a stupid BoTW style game full of anime.
If you want to avoid all side effects from all of this, avoid even seeing about it, because I don't have a singular cure for you filthy anime lovers.
Oh, also: that'd be 19.99. Thank you for choosing me.
Regards."
youtuber: "this video is sponsored by an incredible game, genshin impact-"
person 1: what happened?????
person 2: he died
person 1: why?
person 2: *literally brings everyone from the dead up to the ground we live on, introduces magic and makes the statement that magic does not exist in this world invalid, and nearly murdered person 1 due to overshock and a heart attack*
Person 2 was later arrested for third degree murder, 4 attempts of murder that were unsuccessful, 5 attempts at trying to rob banks, and 10 attempts of avoiding jail and avoiding fines. His sentence was a life sentence with the 30 years from the other attempts at escaping.
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The game that has potential to be better had it not been for the gacha. Then again we also have peeps who are sensitive as fuck due to being unable to take an opinion. Supposedly, I say that the game could use some quality of life changes, there will be white knights defending it as usual.
Need i say more, it's trash but peeps refuse to admit it. Genshin impact isn't that great of a game.
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An open-world adventure game where people pull for the featured character only to get Qiqi.
I lost 50-50 in Genshin Impact.
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