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a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
When you really do not care about anything at all.
Coined by the Tourettes Guy.
Dad, you're not allowed to go back in there.
TG: I don't give a SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!
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A holiday where there's no work or school, stay home and do whatever the fuck you want to do.
Let's celebrate National I don't give a shit day!
to annoy or bother someone to the point where they can't stand it anymore. Related to 'getting shitty' with someone or something. Similar to annoying the crap out of someone or driving them up the wall.
Also sometimes used to refer to a case of diarrhoea or 'the runs' or 'the trots'.
Stop it Barry, you're giving me the shits!
This thing gives me the shits.
Watch it, I'm starting to get the shits with you mate!
This job really gives me the shits.
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not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."
I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.
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When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings
That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit
I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ