Once you go black, you never go back

Once a woman sleeps with a black man, no white man will be able to satisfy her, so she sleeps only with black men from then on. Usually because of their girth and size, but also because they appreciate more types of women in general and have better moves.

After she'd been with two black guys, she realized that once you go black, you never go back, because size really does matter.

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Are you going to pay for that?

A reference to the Youtube video, "Are you going to pay for that?", in which the video consists of a guy sitting in his parked car. He is then rear-ended by a teenage girl driving and accidently hits the back of his car. He then gets out a machine gun and begins firing it out of rage and closes with the question "Are you going to pay for that?".

youtube.com/watch?v=qjAwPD3DPSs

Dude1- I got in a fender-bender yesterday!
Dude2- Woah, what happened?
Dude1- Pull out my gun, started firing, and asked her "are you going to pay for that?"

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You Go Ho

A put-down for an obnoxious, bragging broad that is lying

Clueless Crystal: The coolest guys are hitting on me EVERYWHERE I go!
Sara: You Go Ho! They read about you in ALL the gas stations bathrooms. EVERYWHERE!!!!

Well, there you go!

That's what people say ...or do...as used by radio announcers after a discussion or a description of something... used with a hint of acceptance but also irony

Well, there you go!'

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Pay as you go

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who only sleeps with you after receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system. Also describes a prostitute.
Atonym - Contract

I had to take that Pay as you go out to dinner three times before I got me some!

I'm in town for a couple days on business, I need to get me a pay as you go.

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You Go Girl

Phrase of encouragement used by semi-fat chicks that attend an all-womens gym. (or eat Special K breakfast cereal)

An advertisement comes onto the television showing a group of semi-fat chicks laughing, mid-high five with the phrase "You Go Girl" - advertising an all women’s gym, where the cuddly women can feel comfortable.

OR

A Special K advertisement showing a group overweight women on bicycles, laughing and encouraging each other to “push on” – You Go Girl!

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you go girl

Network Television adaptation of gay/inner city jargon. While originally meant to be a "hip" way of telling a female friend that she has done the right thing, it has devolved into a moronic cliche used by idiots to sound hip, or by lampooners to underscore just how little respect the networks have for their viewers.

When she told her friends that she had just scored some food stamps the entire group shouted "You go girl!" and "So lets go buy some crack!"

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