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Qi-Gong

Qi-Gong is the mental practice of the Shaolin Kung-Fu practioneers.
They strengthen their mental energies 'Qi' Which comes from their Dan Tien.
This energy they make strong enough, until they can use it to be able to take more dammage and do certain things like throw a needle and burst glass; or smack apart a big stick with their hand.

- "Hey yo, how did that Shao-something monk tear that big stick apart with his hand?"
- "He practices Qi-Gong."
- "Oh..."

by Pier April 22, 2007

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kickin the gong

smokin opium, originated in the 1920's. many cab calloway lyrics refer to kickin the gong

you tellin me old ginger quit kickin the gong?

by katiecrackcorn May 8, 2007

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gong-beater

One who beats his own gong
An onanist
Player in a one man band
One known to shake hands with the unemployed
Wanker
Tosser
One known to spank the monkey

You'll go blind, you filthy gong-beater!

by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006

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Falun Gong

A cult that is being defended just because they are anti-Chinese

Falun Gong spread lies

by Qanon is fake January 25, 2021

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Dong Gong

hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.

bro 1: "dude dude, check this out." *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 1:"dong gong"

by someguymb14 August 12, 2014

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gong Banger

Someone who attends awards ceremony parties with the sole intention of sleeping with famous people.

Why you dressin' so slutty Marisa?
It's Golden Globes night and I gonna get me some action!
You crazy gong banger.

by PappyDW August 12, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


top gong

1st place trophy or award or medal

Adam got the Top Gong in the race.

by Og Gong March 31, 2017