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You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?
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A governor who's not really a Democrat or a Republican, someone there to get people to comply with the one he/she is a puppet for, since saying you're a Republican or Democrat is meaningless in the first place, and parties dont determine alliances.
The puppet democrat governor was in favor of anything the puppet master was in favor of.
A drinking game. A group of people sit around a table and count up to 13. When they hit 13, everyone says "ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!" and drinks. The person who said 13 will make up a rule for a number, for example, "On the number 5, everyone with a white shirt has to drink."
The count starts again. When it gets to (for example) 5, everybody (for example) with a white shirt will drink. When it gets to 13 again, the name of the game is yelled and the person who said 13 will make another new rule for another number.
Possibly the fastest way to get drunk in a drinking game, aside from Roxanne. It's preferable if you don't pick a rule that's universal to human beings, like "everybody with a heartbeat."
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13!
ALL HAIL THE GOVERNOR!
13 Person: On 8, everybody with a sweater on has to drink!
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A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.
Person 1- How did you get into this mediocre private university, you don’t have a single brain cell?
Person 2- oh, I went to Governor Livingston High School and my parents bought the university a building
Person 1-right.
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A high school located in Berkeley Heights, New Jersey...students from Berkeley Heights and Mountainside go there...its athletic teams are amazing.
Governor Livingston dominated New Providence today in the lacrosse game.
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A high school located in Petersburg, Virginia. Also known as 'ARGS'.
Hey Bill, did you apply to ARGS?
Yes Steve, I got in that fine educational establishment.
Congrats Bill!
Why, thank you Steve.
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A high school located in Berkeley Heights, NJ. There are like 8 black kids that go there, most of which either play football or try and act gangster just cause there black, even though they have just as much money as everyone else because they live in this rich ass town. The rest of the school including teachers is all white except for the other minority of Asians and fat gay dikes. Most of the sports teams are garbage and don't win at all. There is a division of smart kids, jocks, and druggies. basically your either smart or into drugs cause there's absolutely nothing to do in this town. You either study, practice sports, or smoke pot and dip. The seniors all think their cool cause they drive 2 minutes away from the school and go to subway ( wow way cool, NOT). Kids are so dam spoiled they drive BMWs and Mercedes to school (Wow they get dinged everyday in the parking lot cause kids are such shitty drivers). All the school funds go to the football team even they fucken suck and dont ever win. To sum this school all up it blows big dick and breeds the worst bitchy mean spoiled WASP people ever known to this Earth. Avoid at all costs.
Regular High School Kid: I just moved to Berkeley Heights and now i am going to attend Governor Livingston High school
Towney: That place blows go to some other school everyone there smokes pot and acts gangster even though there far from poor.
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