gripping grain

Holding onto a wood grain steering wheel

I drove past tipping gripping grain.

"You peeping him take a picture, that chrome and that paint official
You smoking then take a swisha, there's plenty just take 'em wit ya
You chilling you ain't a sipper, then I'ma be hanging wit ya
Take a hold of the grain and grip a, handful and smile for the pictures nigga"

Chamillionaire - Picture perfect

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grain bains

Short, fat string beans which have been boiled for far too long. Served ubiquitously in the south.

Dude: "Somebody boiled the shit out of these green beans!"

Scary obese lady chef: "Don't you like grain bains?"

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Grain-fed

A term used to describe the Neolithic ancient uneducated way of thinking and living

When some Neolithic farmer says something so grain-fed you gotta hit them with the Hunter Gatherer Stare.

Shred the grain

To go against the grain so hard that it is metaphorically reduced to shreds. Only accomplished through a groundbreaking act of badassery.

Quinn: "Man, Jake, you shred the grain so hard last night!"
Jake: "I jumped over a garbage can, dude"
Quinn: "I KNOW! You STG'd to the max!"

grain train

A name for a hardcore crew of party-goers who often arrive at drinking parties equipped with one or more bottles of Golden Grain (or Everclear) and some grape soda or similar beverage to mix with the Golden Grain.

The party was dying, we were drinking beer and running out, but then the grain train showed up and we partied our asses off and all got fucking HAMMERED!

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basic grain

A mediocre factory or "shit hole" and a place of employment where no one is drug tested, the owners are foreign and no one gives a fuck. Located in Coldwater, OH.

"I guess I better finish this bottle and smoke thia joint. I gotta go to Basic Grain for an interview."
Normal Emoloyee: "Where do you work? "
You: "Basic Grain"
Normal Employee: "Again? This is your 4th time?"
You: " Yep, Baisc Grain for you"

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Grained Out

When you go to a party and cant make it to the late night afterwards because you have had too much grain alcohol and are hammered.

Guy One: Hey man, what happened last night, you missed a great party?
Guy Two: I know, I was so hammered, that party was grained out.

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