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A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.
Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!
No problem with something, no issue, or just not caring
Not having an opinion on the matter
"I have no guams with you going there"
A guy from the contiguous States who gets mad Guam punani while traveling abroad or she's visiting the mainland.
Elliot, "WOW, he's taken that same girl home every night, he's a total Guam Boy!"
Colton, "Yeah. He hardly ever dates the locals!"
The noise made during sex with a women from Guam. Similar to sounds made while shclicking.
Roommate 1: I was getting it all night, man!
Roommate 2: I know! I couldn't sleep with all the Guam Guam Guam noises coming through the walls.
In the car culture of Guam, taking a shitty truck or car, but primarily truck, and souping it up
I turned a GMC Cylcone into a Guam bomb
when your flexin and your stylish
look at this boy flexin major guams