Eating Ice Cream in Hawaii

Low key aka on the DL performing fellatio on an islander. Usually considered of the homosexual nature.

Bob: "Does John have a timeshare in Honolulu? I swear ever he started hanging out with that fellow Kaui, he doesn't want to hang out because he's 'always busy eating ice cream in Hawaii'."

hawaii oh na na

1-when you forget to go to the plane to Havana oh na na
2-when you try to turn words in camila Cabello songs into others

Hawaiian person:hawaii oh na na

Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"

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Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

79.3% of Gen-Alpha kids born to celebrities

"Hey, are you sure you want to name your child Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii ?"

"YES, TAKE MY MONEYYY!"

"Okay..."

hawaii poke

It's like a sex thing, I think

I would give her a hawaii poke!

hawaii poke

Like a sex thing. I think.

I would love to give him the hawaii poke.

hawaii homosexuality

A sex move that is performed on the same sex. It is when you stick a coconut it the anus, a pineapple in the mouth, and fondle with their sexual organ.

Dude I was drunk at a gay bar and someone performed a Hawaii homosexuality on me, I still taste the pineapple.