Liar Liar, Plants for Hire

A thing Patrick Star said instead of "Liar Liar, Pants on Fire" in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Patrick ate a candy bar then thought he'd lost it, then blamed it on Spongebob and said the line.

Patrick: Liar Liar, Plants for Hire
Spongebob: It's pants on fire Patrick
Patrick: Well you would know, liar

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murda 4 hire

The worst rap group on the planet, formed by Pearly Cock, Harry Clit, and Lil Bitch. The also sound like little girls.

Pearly Cock

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who hired you?

got this from dese guys from atlanta we met wen me and sum friends went to myrtle beach. it means either who asked you to say that? or who asked you to do that?

after jamie says one of their other sayins:

jamie: chill man chill
guys: who hired you???

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Triple R Luxury Car Hire

Rotten Rooted Rip-off car hire; a car hire company in Stewart St, East Brunswick that stocks cars designed to brake down after you pay in full. No refunds given.

You got Triple R Luxury Car Hire'd in the arse.

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national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.

“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”

Hires-Caulk

An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.

Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.